what would you change your name to?

[JacobimMugatu]

you are in the witness protection program because kodiak raped your grandmother in the butthole. the feds tell you that you should change your name. what do you change it to? (in case you are retarded--i mean your real name, not your rx name.)

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Boniface Ndong.

 

[kidslick]

Boniface Ndong.

hey homo what kinda thread are gonna have for your 10,000 post

 

[steaktartar]

bill frist

 

[JudgeWapner]

Rico Suave.

 

[LarryTalbot]

Yinka Dare II

 

[donkeybucks]

Mental Li Il

I would claim to be Kim Jong Il's nephew.

 

[gynecologist]

Tastee Kaka

 

[SkinsRaj28]

hey homo what kinda thread are gonna have for your 10,000 post

ha uh, I'm not gonna have any special thread...that'll probably be the day that I truly grasp just how worthless I am, and then slit my wrists. I'll send pics.

Oh, and 2nd choice for name: Mark Foley.

 

[bullets]

Big Dick Magee. Of course.

 

[johnskelington]

Bill W...... he's got a shitload of friends.